Guten Morgan mein schottzies!

Not much to say. Saw this, though. The video keeps giving me a “clip unavailable” though. 😦

WDC = weather dot com
ME = me

WDC: Hi! *perks about being chipper and flashy* What do you need? I got coverage nationwide!!!. I can tell you all about the latest weather disasters. PLUS! I have pictures of cute fuzzy kittens.
ME: Just tell me the pollen levels, today. *sneeze*
WDC: I have this nifty new tool that will let you…
ME: No. Just tell me pollen levels for Austin.
WDC: Ok. But, first I need to get you to complete this survey. *survey pops up*
ME: *exasperated sigh* No. Pollen levels. *blows nose*
WDC: Sure, no problem. *loads 10-day weather forecast for another city*
ME: What the?! NO. I do not need to know about St. Louis. I _need_ to know about Austin pollen levels. *wipes streaming eyes*
WDC: Oh, yeah. OK. You sure you don’t want to fill out this survey? *pops up survey again*
ME: GAH!! NO! Just load the fucking allergy forecast you fucking fucker!
WDC: Oh, why didn’t you say so? *loads pollen forecast* Here you go!

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Tree Pollen activity for yesterday, 02/22/08:
High

Most active tree pollen types:

* Cedar
* Elm
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ME: Christ on a cracker. For *TODAY*, you moron.
WDC: I don’t have that, yet.
ME: *gives up and takes allergy medication*

Dear Self,

Please take old towels with you when you go to pill friend’s cat this evening. In spite of looking like a fluffy squirrel-cat, he is the most vicious….look he’ll tear your….Lookit the boooonesssss!!!!

Concerned for our skin,
~The Mgmt.

Dear Head/Sinuses,

Stop. That. Cedar season is *over*.

No love,
~Same folks

Dear Makers of Exedrine,

Thank you. thankyouthankyouthankyou.

Love you!
~me

Also? I watched some Drawn Together the other day. No big deal (well, other than the fact of it being some seriously Fucked Up Shit(tm). When I got up this morning the Summerkins was watching cartoons. Apparently The Kids Next Door was on. I was listening with half an ear when I realized that they shared a common voice actor.

“Numbah Five” and “Foxxy Love” are one and the same!!

EDIT

Also?

OMG, she’s cute!!!