Remember my rant from a few days ago? About //bleep//ing idiots falling out of the woodwork?
This is a new one on me..
My name is Tim, My powers keep rising to much. The Beast for we vampires fear so much is inside of me, and I can hardly tame it. I am a vampire, but I can’t control myself. I live in Cedar Park. Not far from Austin. Contact me as soon as you can. Thanks. (sic)
Tim the vampire??
Fear me, for I am TIM!
Oh, ravage me you wonderous beast, TIM.
Mawster Tim
I think that I shall just ignore His Darkness, Tim.
The Process 
that is priceless
It’s something.
(sotto voice)Something I’d rather not step in! 😀
GAH!
I’d give you a really funny response but I’m too busy packing. MUST MOVE NOW!
Somebody forgot to clean the filter on the gene pool!
That’s the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered luser you ever set eyes on! Look, that git’s got a vicious streak a mile wide! He’ll do you up a treat, mate. He’s got huge, sharp– eh– he can leap about– look at the bones!
<Scenes of great net.carnage omitted to save tender sensibilities>
I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew it all, didn’t you? Oh, it’s just a harmless little luser, isn’t it? Well, it’s always the same. I always tell them–
*laugh*
what an eccentric performance!
Lord-n-Lady, honey…your seekers and my ad respondents.
Sure hope they never meet each other and breed.
What makes you think they aren’t one and the same?