“but before i go i’ll like to tell you that you look prettier than your age…”

~ Bon Steele

……expecially with the smile you give.”

Not the thing to tell a girl on her *mumblecoughmumble* birthday.

I hate pickup lines. I hate even more badly thought-out, poorly delivered/spelled pickup lines.

No offense buddy, but you? You can take a flying leap off a short cliff.

39 thoughts on ““but before i go i’ll like to tell you that you look prettier than your age…””

    1. *giggle*

      Thank you! I had my bday dinner at Bucca di Beppo – great place. However, of interest to you is the fact that they have “The Pope” table.
      🙂 Seats 15, I believe.

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      4. On the table is a ‘lazy susan’ and on that is a bust of the pope. He just stares at you. It’s creepy.

        I tried to find a picture but they don’t have it on their site anymore.

      6. You should be able to see an image here:
        http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.highprogrammer.com/alan/gaming/cons/trips/genconindy2003/restaurant-buca-di-beppo-pope.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.highprogrammer.com/alan/gaming/cons/trips/genconindy2003/restaurant-buca-di-beppo-pope.html&h=480&w=640&sz=31&tbnid=Ij_YhX3NSiEJ:&tbnh=101&tbnw=135&hl=en&start=1&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpope%2Btable%2Bat%2Bbuca%2Bdi%2Bbeppo%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26hs%3D0VC%26lr%3D%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26sa%3DN

        of the fabled Pope Table.

        If not, Google Image search of “Pope Table Buca di Beppo”

      7. Ah, Bucca di Beppo…

        A wonderfully twisted place, indeed–We ate in the Pope Room, and once we discovered the Pope’s head spins….ohhhh, dearie, it was sheer chaos from then on out. I took pictures, but….*shudder* there are things that one should never see.

        But the food was fantastic!

        HIPPO BIRDY TWO EWES, BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!

        *hugs*

      8. Re: Ah, Bucca di Beppo…

        Hey sweetness!

        Thank you for wonderful – and very large! – birthday wishes. *beam*

        It was a fantastaic evening, enlivened by an extremely helpful kitchen and wait staff, a plethora of friends and truly tons of fabulous food. And squishy socks.

        *mwah*

      1. Um…. I’m sure there’s a funny comment in there somewhere, but my tired brain can’t figure it out. So instead, I simply clap and say, “Hooray for boobies! Hooray for dice! Hooray for those with boobies and dice!”.

        *bows*

  4. *sigh* *rolls eyes* Sheesh! You are almost exactly a year younger than me! Getting old, pishaw!

    Happy Birthday!

    And don’t worry about the dorks that don’t know how to properly compliment women!

    My favorite pick-up line: “Are your legs tired?” (Oh lord, here we go with the horrid sexy pick-up line, then I’ll have to pile drive him into the ground.) “Cuz you’ve been running through my mind all night!” *gives fluttery dreamy sigh* (Awh, how sweet!)

    I think it’s the dreamy sigh that gets me. And the fact that he didn’t say something stupid like “Well, you can wrap your legs around my neck and give them a rest.” as I was expecting.

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      1. The birthday that I am chomping at the bit over is my 40th. I just can’t wait to become 40! I don’t care if we even mark the fact that I have a 38th and 39th birthday, just as long as we get to have a HUGE bash for my 40th!

        It’s so cute when they try to be smooth. It’s almost a shame to throw them out the back door like the overly excited puppy that just peed on the floor that they really are.

  8. And he sounds dumber than his! Jeezy chreezy, but I take it this guy thinks any chick over 29 must automatically be decreases in desirability every day they wake up?
    Go on and enjoy those 20-year-old bitches, idiot. Your loss. And believe me…it’s a loss.

    And in completely unrelated news, happy birthday to Bonster!!! Spankings??

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