If your massage therapist has come *all* the way out to your home – and NOT charged the usual travel fee – and is doing deep tissue work on your fucked up hips and lumbar, it is important to remember ONE thing.
Please, do not fart in his face.
That is all.
There's a learning curve.
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Therapists have a saying.
“It’s not a good massage until somebody farts”
Seriously. I’ve seen it on various stuff at the trade shows. :p
It wasn’t bad but it was…musical. *laugh*
He did say that it was no big deal, though. I however, was mortified.
LOL
ooops.
*cough*
Haha. I’ll have to keep that in mind.
XD
Hee, that’s funny. I’ve always tried really hard to hold mine in during a massage.