I’ve got a metric ton of work to do today. There’s so much that I cannot get a handle on exactly where to start. And just to make things interesting – my period started. Yeah, a freaking week early. I’m blaming the recent lunar eclipse. It’s either that or the lessening of stress in my life means that I am moving from a 45 day cycle to a more “normal” one.
Which of course, makes my imagination run wild with images of my ovaries being the Infinite Improbability Drive from the Hitchhiker’s Guide series.
WOMB: *SPLOOGE*
ME : WTF? *consults digital watch, verifies date and then looks at abdominal region in some dismay* What is going on down there?
WOMB: Five to one against and falling…four to one against and falling…three to one…two…one…probability factor of one to one…we have normality, I repeat we have normality.
ME: Oh, fuck you.
The Process 
*tries not to giggle out loud*
*laugh* Go ahead and giggle.
I did.
Ok, I will *giggle*
I just had to make up something to be laughing at when the four year old asked. =)
“What’s so funny Mama?”
“uhhh….”
*snort* Thank you. It amused the heck out of me too. I was chuckling while I wrote it. My coworkers now go in fear. Mwuahahah..etc.
If ever you start emitting yarn, you might want to have your Improbability Drive checked.
Thank you oh so much for sharing.
I’m going to go stab my brain with a spork now.