Hey sweetie, see that big pipe over there…wonder what its for? *points to a pipe curving out of the ground outside the car window*

Its a water pipe, Mom.

Is that so? Why so big then? Its got to be that big around! *indicating with hands a diameter of 2 feet*

Duh, its for giant sprinklers.**

** – This morning’s conversation on the way to drop her off.

…listening to them hiss…

Oy, shut yer yaps. Its not MY fault you wedged yourself in behind the drawer in front of the door.

At any rate, the cats are freed from their self imposed prison. morons

I. Have had. Enough.

Why don’t you take your sucktastic week and slam it up the ole shit-chute, hmmm?

Let’s recap, shall we?

>>fights with SO’s
>>deaths of beloved fuzzy friends
>>communication issues at work
>>more communication issues with friends
>>financial fuckery with no reach-around in sight
>>the fuzz bottoms making poop deposits in my laundry
>>bodily trauma
>>ongoing work wank (BF)that may result in his staying there for another 2 years
>>illness
>>dead battery
>>weird parental questions
>>housing woes

I’m sure there’s more but that’s what I can recall off the top of my head. I know that railing against the Universe is a useless thing to do but GDI, I am up to friggin’ *here* with it.