Ok. Its true. I rant alot about Austin drivers. BUT! There’s a reason. For instance, the idiot in the white Chrysler New Yorker, doing thirty in the sixty MPH zone. Die in a fire, mutherfucker. Or the schoolbus trundling up the middle of McNeil this morning, managing to take up most of both lanes and doing twenty. There’s a special place in Hell for you with gimp-demons and acid dongs.
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How about the folks who go 5-10 MPH under the speed limit in the left lane? That’s the one that drives me nuts.
In other driving news, on the rural roads I’m most frequently on, some vehicles go sloooooowly. The construction-related vehicles (dump trucks, cement mixers, brick trucks, etc.) annoy me. The clueless newbies to those roads in SUVs and sedans annoy me. The farm equipment and livestock trailers, however, are just fine, even if they’re going 20 in the 45 zone I normally take around 55. Go figure. (It may be the “Hey, the farm stuff was here long before they started putting up so many houses, including my own, so they deserve a break.” Of course, under the “last bastard” syndrome, no one else does, in my mind.)
last bastard syndrome
*swipes*
Yes, I know of Last Bastard Syndrome. This is why I want ballistas mounted onto my truck. I figure that 7 foot arrows through the tailpipe will encourage ANY sort of slowpoke to pick up the fucking pace, already. 🙂
I must confess to going 10 mph over the speed limit two days ago.