Reminds me of the Sumerian Days of Yule song….the one that went “5 baaaaaaaaaare breasts! (small pause)….Five?”
On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
triplemare sent to me…
triplemare sent to me…
Twelve raves voice-acting
Eleven tattoos writing
Ten bugs a-cooking
Nine bagpipes bellydancing
Eight webcomics a-gaming
Seven bubblebaths a-reading
Six movies a-drumming
Five bo-o-o-ondage faeries
Four two lumps
Three console games
Two marvel comics
…and a goth in an angelina jolie.
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Wooo bondage faeries!
I covet!
I know, right?
Plus, the final line of “and a goth in an angelina jolie”…
Hey! I’m goth! ::hopeful grin::