ME: *walking in to work, good mood, whistling*
CW: who was out yesterday *flees past me, eyes bugged out* “Halp! Halp! Deadline changed! Extra testing on a different platform! Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!”
ME: *sighs* And I was in such a good mood, too.
ever j00 fear! El Zorro is here! *gestures with a hanky*
“But dere ees sometheeng wrong weeth your bowels.”
“My *what*?”
“Your bowels! Your aahs, your ooohs, your oooos…”
“joo may not realize deees…but j00 ha’ a verry pronounc-ed ac’ent”
Sweeng jour hips. Bye-yah.
What if I was to talk very slooow, and more like thees…now will the peoples believe me?
Hold on, I think I’ve got you….
Talk like a sissy boy!
….LIIISSSSSSSP!!
Good! Now flap jour wrists!
Los Angeles, California. The birthplace of… me.
You naughty, naughty, eeevil Alcalde! I am going to do many terrible things TO YOU!
What am I saying?
Thank god for small favors!! Don’t touch me.
**pounds fruit into applesauce**
ESTEVAN: Its my terrible temper! Florinda says it will be the death of her.
DON DIEGO: She may be right.
*runs across room for mask*
It’s a perfect day for a reign of terror!
Viva el Alcalde, adios!
Even the little pets!
….what ‘chips’ in the field?
Jou have never heard of the cheeps in the field? The little…baa-baa-baa’s?
We can discuss it in here where it’s nice and quiet…r out there, where it’s nice and…noisy.
Paco! Get a drink for the lady!
Don Diego,…bloodsucking landowners.