Not much to say. Saw this, though. The video keeps giving me a “clip unavailable” though. 😦
WDC = weather dot com
ME = me
WDC: Hi! *perks about being chipper and flashy* What do you need? I got coverage nationwide!!!. I can tell you all about the latest weather disasters. PLUS! I have pictures of cute fuzzy kittens.
ME: Just tell me the pollen levels, today. *sneeze*
WDC: I have this nifty new tool that will let you…
ME: No. Just tell me pollen levels for Austin.
WDC: Ok. But, first I need to get you to complete this survey. *survey pops up*
ME: *exasperated sigh* No. Pollen levels. *blows nose*
WDC: Sure, no problem. *loads 10-day weather forecast for another city*
ME: What the?! NO. I do not need to know about St. Louis. I _need_ to know about Austin pollen levels. *wipes streaming eyes*
WDC: Oh, yeah. OK. You sure you don’t want to fill out this survey? *pops up survey again*
ME: GAH!! NO! Just load the fucking allergy forecast you fucking fucker!
WDC: Oh, why didn’t you say so? *loads pollen forecast* Here you go!
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Tree Pollen activity for yesterday, 02/22/08:
High
Most active tree pollen types:
* Cedar
* Elm
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ME: Christ on a cracker. For *TODAY*, you moron.
WDC: I don’t have that, yet.
ME: *gives up and takes allergy medication*
The Process 
You know the last time you had toast? 18 days ago. 11:36, Tuesday the 3rd. Two rounds.
mmmkay…
*blink blink*
Could be the allergy meds, could be something else. But, toast? Huh?
Re: mmmkay…
I’ve no fish to embarrass m’self further. I’ll let myself trout.
Today’s special is Trout Almondine….FISH!
Aww, thank you.
How aggravating. Pollen levels are usually taken mid-day on the weekdays only: it gave you the most recent data it had. Next time use http://www.news8austin.com and their groovy little allergy tool: has a forecast and everything. WDC annoys the crap out of me.
Thank you for the link. WDC was pretty annoying, I must say.
You could always try Wisconsin this time of year =D
hrmmm
Cold vs. cedars. That would be a tough choice. I’ll let you know once I pick my eyeballs of the nearby wall. (They shot out on my last round of sneezing). 😀
Once the frostbite sets in you don’t even notice the cold!
*cough*
*sneeze*
*splat*
Pardon me.
*gets lungs, stuffs them back in his chest*
I was googling along looking for something to help give me peace from that damned pollen too, and I saw this.
Cedar Fever: Face it. It’s part of being a Texan. The trees are here to stay, and so is the allergy.
Gosh, I wonder why it made me think of you.
All my wild talk of flamethrowers, perchance?
I’m moving northern Cali. Its almost March and I am STILL sneezing myself awake. It only quits when it rains. Which it does so little here that it occasionally startles the motorists.
pollen.com
I get e-mail alerts with the forecast for the next day.