SCENE: Last night, around 10PM or something. Mare is rummaging in her kitchen, looking for dinner. Unfortunately, she bypasses the apples, the string cheese, the carrots. Hell, she even bypasses the cans of soup. No, what *she* goes for are the migas leftover from Saturday.
MARE: mmmmm…migas….
CUE EVIL MUSIC.
SCENE: 6AM this morning. Mare is bed, sweating and feeling nauseated. She could likely deal with that but, in all actuality she is praying that the cramping stops long enough to let her get to the bathroom like a Big Girl(tm). She scrambles the daunting seven feet to the toilet, making it just in time.
From out of the nearby closet, a figure in Army fatigues steps. He smiles brightly and says:
GI TRACT:(perky voice) Remember kids, that you should probably not eat cooked eggs several days later!
MARE: (muffled) Now we *bleeeeeeeeeeeeergh!*…(weakly)know….
GI TRACT:(still perky) And knowing is half the battle!
CUE WAH-WAH-WAAAAAAAAAAAH MUSIC.
The Process 
Eww….many condolences to you and your tummy.
Thank you — back at work today, so here’s hoping th…
*runs to restroom*
Erk. NM. Still at work. Tum still feeling ick. *blerg*
😦 Poor girl *hugs gently*
And you totally missed my puns. 😦
I got them, I just didn’t comment. 🙂
Hahahaha! Thanks, doll. Needed that.
I totally amused myself with the description yesterday.
Thank you for sharing.
I think I’ll stick with the apples…
No worries, doll. My squick is your squick.
*HUG*
Ewwwwwww…..
*comforts*
Today, for a (we hope) small, private engagement!
The Flying Wellendas Brothers!!
Ouch, I’m very sorry. But I can’t help but laugh at your description. 🙂
Thank you 🙂
I amused myself. I punned and *everything*.
wheee
yea, thats why when anything in my fridge (specially leftovers) are tossed out after.. oh.. 3 days or so.. at the least, i dont eat them.. heh
for that very reason.
yes, for I too, have learned that lesson 😉
Re: wheee
I know. Sometimes my brain just is stupid.
Eeew. Silly Mare. Feel better soon.
Thanks, doll. *hug*
Your pain… it made me laugh.
But that’s because of the way you wrote it. And you wrote it well!
*smile* thanks! it amused me, too.
I’m sorry you were feeling puky, but very glad you were able to maintain your sense of humor to write about it this way! 🙂
thankya — its usually pretty hard to get me to lose my sense of humor.