Dear Stupid Self,
Please to be reading the sunscreen from now on. Seriously. They mean it when they say “reapply after swimming or sweating”.
Because you are an idiot, you are now pretty well UNABLE to sit down without discomfort. Oh, and don’t we have class tonight? Yep, those hard wooden and metal chairs are gonna feel *great* when you have to sit in them for two hours. Good luck with that, you moron.
No love,
~The Mgmt
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*pa–no wait, that’d just hurt. I verbally (or is that writtenly) pat you in sympathy.
eep! burned bums are teh suck. Is class tonight so important you couldn’t skip and have someone send you class notes?
Does that make you ‘hot buns’? *ducks*
Yi-hiiiikes. You’re the kind of person who burns easily, I suspect.
Management can be such dicks, can’t they?
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you about Saturday night…
Actually, those chairs are awesome on sunburns. When you first sit down the wood and metal are cool, and feel good, as long as you sit gently. AND! The smooth surface is so much more easily dealt with than various cloth or vinyl seats.
Try not to use solarcaine or similar products. They block air to the skin, which keeps the burn from healing as quickly. If you use it, do so only when sleeping, and wash it off (gently) afterwards.
Your FIRST mistake was going outside. 😉