*sniffle*
I am so proud. My lil sis finally dumped the jerkwater boyfiend*. Whilst doing so she called him a “stupid ridiculous self centered self serving twat waffle”
*sniffles again*
I’m SO proud!!!
* – not misspelled
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twat waffle ? *snicker*
I know, right?
This proves that she is one my kin. We come up with fun and interesting things to call people.
Yeah, that would be proof 😉
Yay!! 🙂
Should’ve called him a “cleavagey skank-bomb bitch-ass monkey ho.”
S’my insult of choice.
*something approximating the Girl Scout salute*
I have decided that all really, really good insults that get posted about the ex-bf will be passed along to Sis.
She needs lots and lots of ammo.
Re: *something approximating the Girl Scout salute*
I also find “dickless hermaphrodite” to be an amusing juxtaposition.
Twat waffle? I am so filing that away for future use!
Yay for the lil sis!
Do you put syrup on that?
🙂
Doh! That’s what I was going to say 🙂
I could go for soem fried chicken and twat waffles right now. With some butter and powdered sugar, mmm mmm.
Is he Belgian?