Dear Stupid Body,
You are not funny.
You are not even remotely amusing. Furthermore, I do NOT have time for your antics. I mean, c’mon…a head and chest cold right before a double birthday weekend (with dancing and Six Flags plotted)? That’s not even original, man!
You suck,
~the Mgmt
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Dear Asinine People in Remote Work Locations,
Fix the fucking Cisco router. I’ve been trying to test the same thing for three days now. This is supposed to be working for OUR CUSTOMERS.
I hate stupidity,
~Ticked off SQA engineer
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Dear Chex-Mix Cereal Makers,
Strawberry Chex is the best thing ever. It is especially yummy with walnuts, flax seed and cranberries tossed in.
I could wish that it stayed a little crunchier in milk but, eh no biggie.
You’ve likely saved an IT guy’s life,
~less pissy SQA engineer
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Dear People on the Way into Work This Morning,
Apparently you left the crack at home. I am so *proud* of you guys. If you don’t fuck it up tomorrow then we can go and get ICE CREAM!
Yay,
~Angry Commuter Chick
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Dear Cats Who Live in My House and Upon my Sufferance,
The next time you guys:
rip open the trash
barf on something expensive
claw the furniture
poop right outside the CLEAN catbox
or play the Plains of Serengeti over and around the Big People’s bed in the middle of the night – esp. when one of the Big People is fucking miserable sick
I will *personally* flay your hides and put the rest in a sacrificial pie for the Elder Gods. I have HAD it with you monsters.
Love and Scritches,
~She who is a sucker for the Big Eyes(tm) routine but is up to HERE with the bad behavior.
The Process 
Well, after that strong a recommendation, I guess I’m trying this Strawberry Chex thing then.
*laugh*
Chex Mix saves IT. News at elven.
poop right outside the CLEAN catbox
yes quite WHY DO THEY DO THAT OMG.
I asked them once. I got the same answer I used to give my Mom when she asked why I did something irritating to her:
“Purely to piss you off.”
The karma…she sucks.
we used to have one who would do that from inside the litter box. She’d back up and back up and back up until she was still in the box, but her butt was positioned outside of it. Ugh.
Bwahahah! The cat thing kills me 🙂 Ours chase Faerie Mice instead of Plains of Serengeti. And all three decided that simultaneous upchuck should be an Olympic sport this morning.
Sigh…I think it’s Kitty Retrograde right now 🙂
I think you might be right. Usually, its just my Boys who are bad-mannered. But even my good cat is being twat-kitty this week.
Mmmm, Sacrificial Pie….
I am a good cultist. I remove the fur, first. 🙂
(*HUG*) hope you feel better soon.
Thank you! I am not feeling as bad as I did when I first got up this morning when I first got up.
I am currently heavily medicated with Tylenol Multi-Symptom Severe Cold Plus Liquid w/extra Nasty Flavor & Hall’s Vitamin C drops.
Thank God for typing, ’cause I’d have a hand cramp after the second letter.
Although the rage probably sustains quite a bit 😉
Neh, no rage. Just being sick is making me cranky.
(hug)
Stop being a strange and come out to play!
Yeah, I feel your pain with IT, my latest problem was half fixed after 6 days and no communication. If I treated my customers that way, I’d be fired. That is one more set of reasons I’m glad I don’t have cats. I do have a bit of an ant problem though. I seriously needs to figure out how to slaughter those little bastards. The Mighty Thumb is just not doing it.
My folks had a cat that did the backing up thing and pooping outside the box. They just put down paper around the box so it was still easy to clean up. I think that cat was just stupid.