If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for? Answer, then if you want, post to your own journal and see how many crimes you get accused of.
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I would say that you finally snapped and beat some ass-hat mightily about the head and shoulders for driving 50 in the fast lane on I-35.
Spitting on the soon-to-be ex-president of the United States.
Public nudity.
An unspecified but neverless illegal geek-related incident.
I would have to go with, you finally snapped and laid waste to slow, ass-hat drivers. While driving nude 🙂
Probably some moron did something stupid, you told them off and then turned away. They stepped into the street to yell at your face and were hit by a bus. You were wrongfully arrested for killing them.
battery charges related to road rage
Some driver wasn’t paying attention and almost ran over Summer, and you gave chase before dragging them out of the car for a good beating.
I, of course, would be on standby with bail.
I would figure that the nice officer is giving you a ride to a payphone because you had an accident or your car broke down. I don’t know you very well. Now, if I saw you being led into a squad car in handcuffs, I might suspect you had been up to criminal mischief. Maybe releasing a flock of hungry penguins into a mall food court.
Oh wait, that’s me. Never mind.
Well, I would probably assume that someone had hurt/threatened to hurt/looked menacingly at Summer, and you had thus killed them with a mighty She-ra-esque battle cry.
Either it involved a case of mistaken identity, or a meat tenderizer. Beyond that, I couldn’t say for sure.
well it started as part of the citizen ‘ride along’ program…
but by the end of the night you were on the radio changing shift rotas and supervising field units, and giving promotions, demotions and pinkslips.
Releasing a flock of rabid jackalopes on some idgit who pissed you off for reasons I can’t even begin to comprehend. 🙂
I’m hoping for the driving. Because someone needs to stand up for all of us who are sick of doing 10-30 miles UNDER the speed limit.