I am a SUUUUUUUUPER Genius

moving furniture (The Girl’s big wooden desk)
– shoes
= disaster*

On the plus side, I am pretty sure my foot really isn’t broken.
On the minus side, OW


Desk of DOOM

* how do YOU spell disaster?

Maneuvering The Girl’s desk into my office the better to watch her do homework, my dear when suddenly! the damn thing rotates into whole, new non-Euclidean directions and whams across the bridge of my bare foot.

Fucking OW.