To Run or Not to Run…That WAS The Question

 

As you may remember, I picked up running earlier this summer.  I have largely hated it, but I was told that it would grow on me. That it would be fun. That it would be uplifting. That the runner’s high would kick in and I would find I actually for real and for true, love it.

Liars.

Actually, that isn’t true. They aren’t lying. Their experience tells them that what they were telling me was the honest-to-goodness truth. For them, running is this almost religious experience. A way to connect to the temple of their body.

Pictured: The temple of my body

Unfortunately, the temple of MY body is apparently dedicated to the Laughing Buddha, who is FAR more interested in happiness than any particular form of exercise.  I never, ever got to the place where running gave me anything but aches and pains. I liked what it was doing for my body in terms of toning, endurance and fat loss. But I would often spend the rest of that day in a considerable amount of discomfort.

I thought all was pretty much lost. And I was actually bummed about this. Because I really, really want to do better by my body. Its given me 41 years of pretty good service, in spite of the –ahem– trials I may have put it through. I’d like to make sure the next 41 or so are healthier. Or at the very least, treat it less like a no-tell motel and more like an actual temple.

Then I found out about speed-walking.  I gotta admit…I was a touch skeptical at first. How could walking compare to running?  Well, if the way I sweat and blow like a winded horse are any indication – none too shabbily.  I have been doing the speed walking thing for the last few runs. And I gotta say, creaky joints or not, I am in far less pain coming in from a run than before.

Not having to gobble Advil like they’re candy = WIN!
Less overall damage to my poor joints is also major win. The longer I can put off the total knee replacement – the better.

For the curious: I am still using a C25K program. I have downloaded and have started using Podrunner: Intervals as my music of choice.  The higher BMP (as compared to the music I had been using) means that even at a ‘walking’ pace, I am getting a better workout. For example, Week 1 Day 1’s BMP and playlist looks like this:

 

BPM CHART
5-minute warmup @ 128 BPM
60 seconds @ 142 BPM
90 seconds @ 128 BPM
60 seconds @ 142 BPM
90 seconds @ 128 BPM
60 seconds @ 142 BPM
95 seconds @ 128 BPM
65 seconds @ 142 BPM
95 seconds @ 128 BPM
65 seconds @ 142 BPM
90 seconds @ 128 BPM
65 seconds @ 142 BPM
90 seconds @ 128 BPM
60 seconds @ 142 BPM
95 seconds @ 128 BPM
65 seconds @ 142 BPM
3-minute cooldown @ 128 BPM
 

 

 

 

PLAYLIST:
01. Antix – Forever Changing – Vibrasphere Remix
02. Liquid Soul – I Get a Rush
03. Fernandro Gullon – Piedras
04. Beat Bizarre – Error
05. Perfect Stranger – Diamond in the Rough (Perfect Stranger Edit)
06. Invertika – Momentum
07. Tristaum – Shiver (Therm’s Trippy Mix)
08. Sterio, McGrath – Gulfcoast (Mike Brin Remix)
09. Da’Others – Tribal Man (Da’Others Edit)
10. Cafu – Vista Style (Original Mix)
11. Ron Carroll – Making Love (Richie Heller Mix)
12. Chadwick Strange – Conducive (Recursive Remix)
13. Behind Blue Eyes – Shadow Environment (Original Mix)
14. Casa Flava – De Moma De (Dust To Dust Mix)

 

I will continue to find new and fun ways to exercise. Later today will be yoga. Tomorrow will be some interval strength training. And maybe more yoga. Somebody once told me that yoga is best practiced daily. 🙂

A Tiny Update and a Bit of a Poll

GM Supplies --> Coffee? Check. Dice? Check. Evil Laugh? Check. Nefarious Plans? Check.

Yesterday, I posted a smidgen of flavor text from an RPG module I had written. Would more of that module be something that you kids would continue to be interested in? Because, believe me, there is quite a bit of Retribution – NPC information (stats and backstory), game paths, outlines, the doom of man – the works. I will be more than happy to share it with you guys. While the setting is not mine – Talislanta belongs to Stephan Michael Sechi and P.D. Breeding Black – the information in the module *IS* mine.

Let a GM know. 🙂

In the meantime, I am also writing up a new campaign (same system) for a current group. They’re enjoying it and so am I.

The difficulty is that I am blending game two very different systems:  Talislanta 4th ed. and DnD 2nd ed., to be precise. (Some of my readers are going to look at that sentence and be extremely confused.) At any rate, the blending is…well, interesting. Essentially, I am running two games in one setting. I will continue to hammer on the mechanics of this over the weekend. Because otherwise, my brain might explode.

In other exciting GM news, I found a new-to-me site yesterday:  Gnome Stew.    Holy cow!  Not only is the name and graphic awesome, but check this! It’s an entire website dedicated to helping out game masters.  They have tools that make scaring PCs  game play efficient and fun. I found templates, blogs, product reviews of things I didn’t even know were out there. Did I mention awesome?

*does a shuffling GM-Dance of Joy*

On the home-front, I think The Girl has given me her cold. I am not best pleased about this but, eh. What can you do? Even when they are teens, your kid sometimes just needs to snuggle against Mom for comfort.

Fiction: Game Module, Talislanta

This is flavor text I wrote for my Talislanta game module, Retribution.

FYI: Aaman and Zanth are countries and a people diametrically opposed in almost every way. The Aamanian people are pious, monotheistic zealots. The live in a theocracy, led by The Heirophant. The Zandir are polyglot, polyandrous libertines. They are ruled at the whim of the Sultan.

As you can imagine – the two countries detest each other.

 

DOCUMENTS AND LETTERS

Aspirant Aabas
Personal Journal Entry
Ardan 31, Year 624

All-Seeing Aa has shown me the Way! I see it so clearly, now!
Only through the conversion of the unfaithful will Aa’s Light be spread. His Law shall shine down upon the sinners and they will be uplifted to glorious heights. With their uplifting, they shall be grateful – and we shall benefit as well. Only when we are independent shall we have victory!
Aa! Most Victorious and Noble Aa!
No more shall we depend upon the whims of the mineral traders! By controlling Shattra, we shall be able to bring the merciful and just Law of Aa to the masses who await their redemption! From Shattra, we shall shine Aa’s Holy Light into wretched Zandu and destroy the herectics!

I have seen it!  I have seen it!

 

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Coded Message
From: Aabas, Monitor of Aanu, Newest City in Aa’s Domain

In the knowledge that Aa the Omnipresent will deliver this safely into proper hands, written on this 17th Day of Drome, Year 625.

Most HOLY,

In the wondrous city cities of Aaman and especially in Aamahd, all praise to Aa the Omnibenevolent!,  the great work moves forward. The perfidious Zandir know nothing of our plans; may Aa smite the eyes from their heads! Captured infidels are being placed in the Halls of Penance at a constant pace and are being shipped to Aanu every day to supplement our newest city. They praise Aa the Omnibeneficient  at their chance to convert other infidels, as is proper. As discussed, no traders or merchants are being detained. It is our thought – assuredly given by Aa, Most HOLY – that by the final week of Jhang, all will be in position and ready.

In Aa’s Holy Light,
Monitor Aabas of Aanu

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Inscribed on this Glorious Day, the 35th of Drome

Most Blessed and Magnificent Sultan,

As the captured missive indicates, it is perhaps in our best interest to find out what those idiots are doing. I have not heard of a new city being raised in Aaman. May I humbly suggest an infiltration party? I have some….candidates in mind for this particular job.

By my hand,
Palitarus, Master Seneschal

 

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Inscribed on the 37th Day of Drome

I am busy with my newest wife, who is the light of my eye and has the roundest bottom I have ever seen. Her breasts are as pomegranates and her aim is WICKED.
If you are not getting my hint, leave me out of this (for now.)
Do whatever you think is necessary. But lest you forget your place, please recall your predecessor.

I will not tolerate incompetence.

Scribed verbatim

<Sultan’s Personal Seal affixed here>