So, Friday I go to register for a class. The ACC System decides that I need to be locked out (after several frustrating attempts to get the class registered).
I send off an email to the help desk asking “Dude, whut?”
And get one in response that says, “Tee hee. Locked out. Call help desk at ###-####.”
Fine, whatever. *dials*
“Tee Hee. Closed on weekends. Call back on Monday.”

… WHUT? Fine, whatever. Nothing I can do about it.

MONDAY: Get up, take Summer to school. Putter around waiting for 8 AM. Call the help center. *dials*

ACC AUTOMATED SYSTEM: Tee hee. High call volume.
ME: Whatever. *waits*
ACC AUTOMATED SYSTEM: You could email.
ME: Not so much. *waits*
ACC AUTOMATED SYSTEM: HIGH CALL VOLUME. You are 33rd in line.
ME: I’ll wait. *plays solitaire and waits*
ACC AUTOMATED SYSTEM: 😡 I said HIGH CALL VOLUME. *BOOTS*
ME: WTFRIGGEDYFUCK???!!!
ME: *dials*
ACC AUTOMATED SYSTEM: Tee hee. System down.
ME: o.0 *waits five minutes and DIALS THE FUCK AGAIN*
ACC AUTOMATED SYSTEM: Fine. You can get back in queue.
ACC AUTOMATED SYSTEM: Just kidding. *BOOTS*
ME: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *waits five more minutes and dials*
ACC AUTOMATED SYSTEM: Tee hee. High call volume. You are STILL 33rd in line, btw. You could email.
ME: Oh, fuck you bitch. I am definitely waiting now.
ACC AUTOMATED SYSTEM: 😦 *plays crappy music* You are now 29th in line. I hate you.
ME: I hate you too.

So, that’s how MY morning is going. Yours?