Flu-vasion

My friends, I am so sorry for the lack of postings. I have been bitch-slapped with some sort of virus which, in turn, has progressed to a bronchitis plus sinus infection1. Whee?
Today is the first in a couple that I am able to sit up at my desk.

I sound like Kathleen Turner in a TB ward on a bad day. :/

At any rate, as I am insurance-less, I will be just treating this plethora of crap the old-fashioned way: fluids, rest, Nyquil, Advil, and praying for death improvement.

 

 

1 – At least that is the impression given to nursely pseudo-husband by the symptoms.

 

Tuesday Fiction: Sapphic Split

What, again?

 

Seriously. I am sorry,  guys. I apparently cannot get a fiction out on Tuesdays to save my life. I will try to be better – maybe if I update it on Monday evenings? At any rate, please enjoy this snippet. Let me know what you think!

 

 

“Sapphic Split”

            Eloise lingered on the screened-in porch, pretending to look at our garden. Bees buzzed against the screen, inches from her nose. Her posture was stiff; the vertebrae of her neck standing out like a picket fence. I wanted to smooth away the stress I could see radiating down the muscles of her neck.  I knew that if I tried she would snap at me.  Or worse, she wouldn’t say anything. Instead, she would just shrug my hands off of her. No matter how much I wanted to comfort her, divorcing couples cannot touch each other.

Rather than watch her divvy up our belongings in her mind, I turned my gaze to the spreadsheet open on the laptop in front of me. There was a whole lot of red in the far right column.  Being a poetess was not a lucrative career choice, it seemed.  I swallowed bitter laughter. Of course. No one wanted erotica from a woman who couldn’t keep her own marriage together.

What do you mean?

This is where I hope to share slices of my life as well as bits of my fiction (the ones that are not necessarily for publication.)

Think of it as a high colonic for the brain.
They are for enjoyment and all but they are still my stories. You know, copyrighted and not without express permission, legalese, blah blah blah.