Macha-Butt Strikes Again

Dearest Funk Even Now Wafting from Kitty Box,

Jesus Krispies, did you go to Cleveland before squirting out of my cat’s ass? The sulfur content of the stench is causing Thing2 to stagger around, wondering how he suddenly wound up on Venus.
I’d light you on fire but I am pretty sure the house would explode.

Ack,
~Bon