The Schmaltz is With Me

“I not a Pooh-bear. I a Punkin’ Bird.”
         -The Girl (age 3)

The Girl popped a fever this morning. Poor kid. She and I have been fighting what I’ve affectionately termed “Venusian Death Cold” for the past week or so.  I seem to be on the upswing of it now. It appears that she is having a relapse.  At least it seems fairly mild. Touch of fever, some extra nose-goo. She says her tum is upset as well – probably due to all the sinus drainage. Of course, in spite of the vague nausea she immediately asked for something to eat1.

She’s downstairs, nomming the plain rice I made her.  Advil and decongestant on board. Watching Warehouse 13, like you do.

I hate when she is sick.

Oh, not because she is a bad patient. She really isn’t. Never has been. Even as a tiny tot, she was pretty compliant about medicine and rest and drinking fluids and such. I just despise seeing my bouncy, kinetic Girl squished into the couch, unable to do much more than watch TV and cough.

Over the years, one of the ways I could tell if The Girl was coming down with something was a bout of lethargy. She would come to wherever I was, press her wee hot feet into me and just… flatten into a Girl-pancake.  It was one the most heartrending things to see as her Mom. She felt awful and apparently the make-it-better magic wand department had failed to send out anything to my address.

Nowadays, she pretty much takes care of her ownself, thank you very much. She got herself downstairs, made her own nest on the couch and settled in – a grim little soldier in the guerrilla warfare against the germs invading her body.

Of course, my Punky-bird has always had her own mind about things.

Her fashion sense, for example.

1 – We used to call her “The Baby That Ate Tokyo.”
2 – . I would ninja star any germs into fleeing, if I could.

Tunnel Vision

I am starting to see a light at the end of the tunnel. I’d love to get back to the point where I am not coughing up a lung every fifteen minutes or so. Additionally, if I could also not want to fall down and nap after walking up the stairs? That’d be awesome.

I do have a couple of long posts1 circulating in my brain. Unfortunately, I haven’t the wherewithal to write them right now. You know what toughing out an infection sans antibiotics means? It means a whole helluva lot of exhaustion. Also? A small mountain of laundry, house chores, and things what needed doing a week ago being overdue.
Feh. Double FEH with a crispy side of MEH, I say.

All this means is that I am going to play tired catch-up this weekend and that these posts are going to be, of necessity, shorter.

Ketchup.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

1– One of which is more of the “Julia Child, Zombie Hunter” story.  That is a fun little bit fiction. 🙂

Flu-vasion

My friends, I am so sorry for the lack of postings. I have been bitch-slapped with some sort of virus which, in turn, has progressed to a bronchitis plus sinus infection1. Whee?
Today is the first in a couple that I am able to sit up at my desk.

I sound like Kathleen Turner in a TB ward on a bad day. :/

At any rate, as I am insurance-less, I will be just treating this plethora of crap the old-fashioned way: fluids, rest, Nyquil, Advil, and praying for death improvement.

 

 

1 – At least that is the impression given to nursely pseudo-husband by the symptoms.