wtf?
Setting new highs in the “examples of grace” department
Mare: i am so clumsy
Mister Man: You ok baby?
Mare: i was scratching my nose and walking; so of course I stubbed my toe and jabbed my thumbnail into the flesh of my inner nose, causing an audible *SRNCH* noise and a nose bleed. Clearly, I am not meant to do two things at once.
Mister Man: Awwwwww baby, are you ok?
Mare: my nose stopped bleeding so I am going to assume “yes”
Mister Man: My poor baby *kisss*
Mare: *sneezes*….. *checks Kleenex (just in case)*
Mare: oh, good. Didn’t spray arterial blood this time, go me.
Mister Man: Always a plus!!!!
Mare: that’s what I always say
Dear ACC…..ummm, what?
I got a worrisome email from one of the campuses I am going to be attending this fall. Something about the parking situation and don’t worry, the pterodactyls have been shooed away. Really and for true this time.
Also, there was a small mention of Orbital Death Rays. I’m sure they were kidding about that last part.
Weren’t they?
The Process 