TITLE: Deerges Baesd On Yuor Kgwonlee

BODY: Hi mom & dad

I wanted to write and thank you for that Degre|e program you told me about, i tried it out and it worked!

I got my Master|s in 2 weeks ;]. Mom tell cousin Sam to call that number you gave me, this program really works great i was very surprised!

Here is the # 206-984-2310 just tell him to call and leave a message, they will get back to you right away.

Love you guys,
Adolph”

Mare: argle bargle

Mare: reading telnet traces is teh suck

Vulps:  Oops

Mare: hm?

Vulps:  the reading of telnet traces.

Vulps:  *feels pity for you*

Mare: yeah…*sizzling brain fry noises*

Vulps:  Oooh, lunch

Mare: fried brainmeats?

Vulps:  yummy

Mare: spicy?

Vulps:  tangy

Mare: “mmm, warm and tangy” just doesn’t have that Zombie Movie feel.

Vulps:  *laugh8 zombie meets food network ?

Mare: oo, can you imagine rachel ray as a zombie.

Mare: its not that far a stretch, actually.

Vulps:  *laugh8

Vulps:  she’s too perky for zombiedom

Mare: that’s the hallmark of any good undead

Mare: like cheerleaders and republicans

Mare: they’re always perky

Vulps:  Hmm, seems we watch different zombie flicks

People – what is your fucking problem driving in the morning? If we are on a two lane road – and by two lane, I mean one lane in each direction – and the POSTED speed limit is 45 MPH, do not drive 20 MPH. Esp. as there is no way to pass on this road due to the twisty, curvy, cliffy aspects of it. Bear in mind that I am driving a truck, I have not had any coffee, my marriage is coming apart at the seams AND I have PMS. I will ram your ass off the road.

Believe it.