And then…something comes along to cheer me up. Lord, I love the late night trolls. He posted this to my MySpace inbox. *snickers* Too funny to not share.
“Hello ..Mare
How are u doing there .. my name is jerry i am 48 years from satanta monica CA……Yep it will be real Great to meet you..am kinda new to this online dating stuff and you happen to be my first contact online.. well dear i just got out of a Bad Relationship that really hurtled me.. thats why i got introduced to this online datting stuff…I am a very sincere and Honest person. I think Age is no Barber to me..if i find the right woman.. i don’t mind relocating cus i have done it before and i don’t mind doing it again.. I am a man that is in need of real and perfect love.. i am only on here for True Love…..Well its real Nice getting to know you.. if you are interested in me you can contact me on yahoo messenger.. here is my id Yadda-I’m not that mean-Yadda@yahoo.com.Hope to hear from you now on yahoo.. plz im me.. am online right now
It my pleasure
Jerry “[sic]
The Process 
age is no barber? *snicker*
I like the bad relationship that really “hurtled” him.
*snort, giggle*
I was thinking about hitting on you, but now I can’t, for fear of the mockery.
Oh, you can flirt dear.
Because you are not from satanta monica CA.
ICON LOVE!!!!
“Can i eats him now lust?”
That must have been an absolutely *dreadful* relationship. Hurtles and Capitalized Letters, and Extraneous Punctuation, oh my!
I think that must be the same guy who wrote this ad:
http://reno.craigslist.org/fur/363329464.html
Re: I think that must be the same guy who wrote this ad:
OMG…. I think I almost had a seizure trying to read that listing.
I hate getting hurtled.
lolz