Last night = wow.

champagne
Hors D’oeuvres – Irish cheddar bites and water crackers
snuggling on the couch
seriously romantic card
box of imported chocolates
firelit dinner – Japanese style grilled steak & asparagus
more snuggling with a sweet Riesling
chocolate covered strawberries
and Barry White
with some Chef thrown in. Cause that’s how we roll*

At any rate….real post later when I have more coffee/brains.


* – sweaty, with neighbors applauding. Don’t leave your windows open during sex, kids. Esp. if you are //ahem// somewhat loud.

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      1. Rick James
        Super Freak
        She’s a very kinky girl
        The kind you don’t take home to mother
        She will never let your spirits down
        Once you get her off the street, ow girl
        She likes the boys in the band
        She says that I’m her all-time favorite
        When I make my move to her room it’s the right time
        She’s never hard to please
        {Refrain}
        That girl is pretty wild now
        The girl’s a super freak
        The kind of girl you read about
        In new-wave magazine
        That girl is pretty kinky
        The girl’s a super freak
        I really love to taste her
        Every time we meet
        She’s all right, she’s all right
        That girl’s all right with me, yeah
        She’s a super freak, super freak
        She’s super-freaky, yow
        Super freak, super freak
        She’s a very special girl
        The kind of girl you want to know
        >From her head down to her toenails
        Down to her feet, yeah
        And she’ll wait for me at backstage with her girlfriends
        In a limousine
        Going back in Chinatown
        Three’s not a crowd to her, she says
        “Room 714, I’ll be waiting”
        When I get there she’s got incense, wine and candles
        It’s such a freaky scene
        {Refrain}
        {Bridge}
        Temptations sing!
        Ohhhhh
        Super freak, super freak
        That girl’s a super freak
        Ohhhhh
        She’s a very kinky girl
        The kind you don’t take home to mother
        She will never let your spirits down
        Once you get her off the street, ow girl
        Blow, Danny!

  1. We dropped by our neighbors’ apartment a couple of weeks ago, and, uh, “female neighbor” (I don’t know their names. They had beer.) said, in a somewhat bemused tone, “I think your headboard is right up against our bedroom wall.” My wife was pretty mortified; I pretended to be mortified, while trying to think of ways to convince her to get right up against the wall and yell things like “Oh my God, it’s too big!! You’re killing me!! YOU. ARE. THE. BEST. EVER!!!!” and so forth.

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