Oh, dear gods. The Izzard is coming.

Thankyew!

Eddie.
In my town.

EDIT

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13 thoughts on “Oh, dear gods. The Izzard is coming.

    1. if you read the above passage, you will see that it says …access for the best seats. Eddie Izzard and who the fuck cares about Ralphie because OMG!!!EDDIE!!!

      I don’t give two rat farts about Ralphie one way or the other. I DO love the Izz; in a completely non-stalkery, non-letter writing way, according to the terms of the order.

      😀

      EDDDIE!

      1. I didn’t mean you, I meant a generic you in the sense of how could anyone put those two together.

        I cant stand Ralphie May

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