OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…….
I could while away the hours, destroying pretty flowers
thinking ’bout the rain…
While my boobs are sorely aching,
and my family’s likely quaking
It’s PMS time again!
My uterus is cramping, my napkins quickly dampening
my head is full of pain…
With the angst I am feeling,
you prob’bly should be kneeling,
It’s PMS time again!
Ohhhh, IIIIIIII could tell you why, PMS is. Such. A. Bore.
And IIIIII could think of things I never thunk before
And then I’d think, wow! My twat is sore!
I have to go a-shoppin’, as my period’s a-hoppin
I’m all out o’supplies
I will terrify the shoppers with my cart all full of Whoppers
and Charmin double-sized!
(sung to the tune of If I Only Had A Brain)
…
OK, you really made me snortylaugh.
And now I really want some Whoppers. Curse my sudden susceptibility to the suggestive power of candy!
Much love,
Rowan
🙂
Thanks, doll.
whoppers…whoooooooooooooppppersssssssssssssss
*furtive munching*
Dammit!
Much love,
Rowan
*laugh* You rock *leaves dark chocolate as an offering*
thanks sweetie
LOL…I feel your pain – literally.
advil and wine for all my wimmens!
Did you write that??
Was there myself over the weekend. *pets gently*
Yep, I did. On my way to class this morning.
🙂
OK. Guess I have to join metaquotes now.
I thought you were, already?
*hug*
Am now. And you’re instantly popular, as per usual.
*snort* only cause it’s everyone’s favorite topic: crotchal bleeding.
I iz Metaquoted! Huzzah! 🙂
*HUG*
🙂 Seconded.
OMG so much win.
*is going through the same right now, dammit*
Good job on the song! I had the tune running through my head even before I read what tune you had written the words to go with. My condolences on the angry uterus, go read some of ‘s angry uterus posts, maybe it will scare yours into quiescence.
I’m speechless.
I’m simultaneously clapping and throwing chocolate on the stage. Mad love for this. Mad love. Mrs. Nemecek endorses.
Here from metaquotes. You rock, ma’am.