I got a worrisome email from one of the campuses I am going to be attending this fall. Something about the parking situation and don’t worry, the pterodactyls have been shooed away. Really and for true this time.
Also, there was a small mention of Orbital Death Rays. I’m sure they were kidding about that last part.
Weren’t they?
Well, how else would they scare off the pterodactyls? They don’t exactly flee in terror from someone running up to them with a broom and yelling ‘shoo!’
🙂