I love the smell of Murphy’s Law in the morning…

Smells like, “ouch! gorramit!”

This morning has been pretty slapstick. So far:

Monthly proof of femininty has arrived. Joy and trumpets.
Mom called to postpone vacation things
As I was on the way to the phone, I stubbed my toe
Which caused me to drop my coffee cup
Fortunately, it did not break
But I DID slop coffee (with raw turbinado sugar in it) all over the cabinet and floor
Which KittenFace promptly tracked through

*SIGH*

Mom talked to
Kittenface toes cleansed
Floor and cabinet wiped down
*my* toe is fine, thank goodness it was on the opposite foot of brokeToe
Meds taken
New coffee poured

I am not going to let this small comedy of errors get to me. I am on Day Five of No Smoking and all in all, in a pretty darn good mood. I will just go out (virtually) with my assault rifle and take down a platoon or three of synthetic life forms in Mass Effect.
*That* should take care of any lingering aggression.

2 thoughts on “I love the smell of Murphy’s Law in the morning…

  1. Best of luck on quitting. Whee!

    Yesterday, one of the shelves in my fridge door decided to spontaneously collapse. Leaving the floor a mess of broken glass and condiments. While I was standing there barefoot, no less. It was FUN to be cleaning that up, I tell ya.

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