A Viking prayer I wrote on this day, last year.  It still amuses me.

Lo, there do I see my dice. 
Lo, there do I see my character sheets and my pencils and my hex maps. 
Lo, there do I see the line of my people, back to the beginning. 
Lo, they do call to me
They bid me take my place among them in the halls of GROGNARD, 
Where the brave may live forever.

** –  If you get all the references in this, color me impressed.